====== Christmas ======

Christmas
====== Christmas 2004 ======

Was the week before Christmas ,When all through the land,  

A voice was heard crying ,HoHoHo .. it was Grand !     

As I left the pub, what did i happen to see,

Why Frostys old top had it appeared to be ,  

As I reached out to touch , a scream ripped the air,  

It seems that this year Saint Nick doesnt want to play fair.

So i ran for the Hills to hide out in Alt 2  , 

and there found a button , was shiney and blue . 

I couldn't resist, I just had to reach out ,   

and as i heard my own death, I was ready to shout.  

Still rumors of presents were plenty this night  ,   

was only a matter of one comming in sight. 

So I searched high and low for  my gift of Noel,   

But all i could find was a big lump of Coal.   

I had to search on , cuz i knew i was good,   

And suddenly there it was , right where i stood!  

A checkered  present with a bright golden bow,  

but what it might do to me I couldn't know.   

As i reached down to grab it  , with greed in my eyes , 

I felt very odd,    you cant imagine my suprise ! 

I quickly checked my health and my stat  ,

And realized that St Nick was not quite such a rat.

As I logged for the night dreading next days grunting,

I wished all happy holidays and  good hunting . . 

//poem by LadyKris__PHNX//

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